WHY THE SICK CALL?

    Sir, the sickcall? It originated from the seemingly insignificant ache from the malingerer's body which theoretically increases proportionally to the drills, parades, and inspections. This is a product of a shabby mental attitude of those who raised to the 9th degree power their argwnent, real or imagination. In short and simple language, sickcall identifies those who should be returned to their mothers, Sir!