WHY CHIN IN, MISTER?

   Sir, the micro-organic elements of my constitution, activated by the remarkable barometric depression and unaccountable decrease in temperature, caused a tremendous muscular contraction below my barren head. The fluffy tendons and highly-elastic ligaments coordinate their forces with terrific pull of the tensive muscles, thereby promoting accelerated cantilever action against the square jaw. The helpless, easy-going, hairy chin, unable to counteract irresistible pressure, submissively gives way and seeks its concealment in the upper hollow portion of my stiff neck to be forever invisible from the naked human eyes.