WHY FACE ABOUT?

 Sir, if these eyes of protozones of the chordate flash upon the immaculate body of the upperclassman, a quick action penetrates from the rectus, oblique to the eye convoluted organ of the lowest order of the animal kingdom. The headquarters of the vertebrate bacterium through the defunct chorda centralia and with a peristalic movement brings about a contortion of the facial muscles and breaks the axial bones to make a perfect perpendicular to the dentaris. A series of current moves down the humerous, causing a commotion in the gastro-cenemius and peronious constituents which brings about face, Sir!