WHY ON DOUBLE TIME?

   Sir, the answer is very simple. The forces coming from the itinerate glances of the lmmaculates are so powerful that the circulation of the corpuscles of the plebes upon which the stare is applied is integrated. This results in the gyrostatic effect on the paradoxical interior of the legs, thus, double-timing ensues. This develops an invulnerable machine in the body of the degraded mammal due to the action of rectilinear eyes.