Miyerkules, Agosto 31, 2011

DON’T QUIT

DON’T QUIT

When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the road you’re trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high,
And you want to smile but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don’t quit,
Life is queer with its twist and turns,
As everyone of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don’t give up though the pace seems slow
You may succeed with another blow.
Often the goal is nearer than,
It seems to a faint and faltering man
Often the struggler has given up
When he might have won the victor’s cup.
And he learned too late when the light came down
How close he was to the golden crown.
Success is failure turned inside out
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems to far;
So stick to the fight when you’re hardest hit
It’s when things seems worst that you must not quit.

ESSENCE OF CADETSHIP

ESSENCE OF CADETSHIP

They built your basic character. They mold you for your future role as the custodians of the nation's defense. They make you strong enough to know when you are weak, and brave enough to face yourself when you are afraid. They teach you to be proud and unbending in honest failure, but humble and gentle in success; not to substitute words for actions, nor to seek the path of comfort, but to face the stress and spur of difficulty and challenge; to learn to stand up in the storm, but to have compassion on those who fall; to master yourself before you seek to master others; to have a heart that is clean, a goal that is high; to learn to laugh, yet never forget how to weep; to reach into the future, yet never neglect the past; to be serious, yet never to take yourself too seriously; to be modest so that you will remember the simplicity of true greatness, the open mind of true wisdom, the meekness of true strength. They give you a temperate will, a quality of the imagination, a vigor of the emotions, a freshness of the deep springs of life, a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity, of an appetite for adventure over love of ease. They create in your heart the sense of wonder, the unfailing hope of what's next, and the joy and inspiration of life. They teach you in this way to be an officer and a gentleman.

CADET’S PRAYER

CADET’S PRAYER

Grant us, Oh God, that we may worship Thee to the utmost of faith and the limits of truth and suffer us not to fail to see the light of our true religion. Guide us that we may live this life to the fullest in devotion to Thee, in service to humanity and country and in the realization of our true self. Let the light of Thy divine wisdom direct us to a firm resolve to live up at all times to the creeds of our institution and teach us never to fail to measure up to the ideals of the profession we have chosen through life to follow. Make us do or think or say of others that which we want done, or thought, or said of us. Help us to live each day in the passing years in useful efforts that our lives may be spent in accord with the pattern of our creeds -the true, the noble, and the high. Give us that honest purpose in life which seeks fair deal with everyone and spurns all forms of hypocrisy that will enkindle our fighting faith, and smother all seeds of cowardice and fear in our hearts; the loyalty to our principles that places all issues above personal considerations, and shuns compromise with vice and injustice. Strengthen our hearts with fortitude that we may discipline our lives to trail the difficult paths rather than to stray on the easier ways. Teach us to aspire above the levels of common lives. Help us to see all things in their true light that we may guard against the frivolity in the sacred things of life even as we may enjoy in clear laughter its many delights. Teach us to make our play in every game, whether in mere sports or in life's mightier struggles, one where our desire to win is second only to our love of the game itself, where we triumph as considerate victors or lose with grace and a determined will to win. Endow our hearts with kindness that we may sympathize with those who sorrow and suffer; unite us in friendship, with all and help us share the merriment of those with cheerful countenance that we may partake of their joy. All of which we ask with faith to the everlastingness of Thine fount of grace to all men. Amen.

DEFINITION OF BUKAYO


DEFINITION OF BUKAYO

Sir, if the fresh and tender meat of a matured coconut, cleaned and divested of all extraneous materials be grated into fine particles and immersed in the concentrated solution sugar (C12 H22 O11) boiled to the nth degree centigrade, a sticky substance is produced. If the quantity be made into a rectangular brick of a form of a parallelopiped, the volume of which is ABC minus the circumference of the plebe's mouth will result to a Pangasinan's delicacy stored and kept for many days at the back of the locker of the triple-timing, boodle-hungry, tremendously-dehydrated plebe. This, Sir, is bukayo

BEYOND FORGETTING

BEYOND FORGETTING

For a moment I thought I could forget you. For a moment I thought I could still the restlessness in my heart, I thought the past could no longer haunt me – nor hurt me. How wrong I was!
For the past, no matter how distant, is as much a part Of me as life itself. And you are part of that life. You are so much a part of me – of my dreams, my early hopes, my youth, and my ambitions – that in all my tasks I can’t help remembering you. Many
little delights and things remind me of you.
Yes, I came. And would my pride mock my real feelings?
Would the love song, the sweet and lovely smile on your face, be lost among the deepening shadows?
I have wanted to be alone.
I thought I could forget you in silence and in song. And yet I remembered. For who could forget the memory of the once lovely, the once beautiful, the once happy world such as ours?
I came because the song that I kept through the years is waiting to be sung. I cannot sing it without you. The song when sung alone will lose essence of its tune, because you and I had been one.
I wanted this misery to end, because it is part of my restlessness.
Can’t you understand? Can’t you define the depth, and the tenderness of my feelings towards you? Yes, can’t you see how I suffer in this ever darkness without you?
You went away because you mistook my silence for indifference. But silence, my dear, is the language of the heart. How could I essay the intensity of my love when silence speaks a more eloquent tone? But perhaps you didn’t understand.
Remember, I came, because the gnawing loneliness is there and will not be lost until the music is sung, until the poem is hear, until the silence is understood…until you come to me again.

ARE YOU RESIGNING?


ARE YOU RESIGNING?

Sir, I came from the lands of Kings where everyone can do what he wishes. I hiked the plains of Luzon, hurdled the mountains of Baguio just to reach my precious destination, the Philippine Military Academy. Now I'm here as a plebe, a ducrot to the thirdclassmen, a chicken to the secondclassmen and a good neighbor to the firstclassmen. Now are you resigning? No, Sir, over the dead and rotten body of fourthclassman ___________ Sir!

ABSENCE

ABSENCE

How like a winter hath my absence been From Thee,
the pleasure of the fleeting year!
What freezing have I felt, what dark-days seen,
What old December’s bareness everywhere!
And yet this time removed was summer’s time;
The seeming autumn, big with rich increase,
Bearing the wanton burden of the prime
Like widowed wombs after their lord’s decease:
Yet this abundant issue seem’d to me
But hope of orphans, and unfathered fruit;
For summer and his pleasure wait on Thee;
And though away, the very birds are mute;
Or if they sing, ‘tis with so dull a cheer;
That leaves look pale, dreading the winter’s near.

STRONG HEARTS

STRONG HEARTS

Let every heart with fervor sing
While bugle sounds recall,
Let scrolls unfold old tidings bring...
The mem'ries dear to all -
For hearts are young again, my dear
For hearts are young again
We've known the warmth of hearts before
Let old mem'ries live again
Our Alma Mater Hail to Thee
May each loyal son proclaim
Tho' yonder we may roam and die
We'll ever be the same
For hearts are strong in Thee, my dear
For hearts are strong in Thee
We'll stand the test of time and woe
Ever loyal sons to you
And when the taps shall sound for men
Banners drape my last remains
Let singing comrades bury me
To the echo of these strains
For hearts will live and die for Thee
Forever live in Thee
Young blood shall come to carry on
When the old strong hearts are gone

ROLLING HOME

ROLLING HOME

I've got six pence
Jolly, jolly six pence
I've got six pence
To spend all through my life.
I've got two pence to spend
And two pence to lend
And two pence to send home to my wife,
Poor wife!
No cares have I to grieve me
No pretty little girl to deceive me
I'm happy as a king, believe me
As we go rolling, rolling home.
ROLLING HOME ROLLING HOME
By the light of the silvery moon,
I'm happy as the day when the soldier gets his pay
As we go rolling, rolling home.
I've been working on the railroad
On the live long day
I've been working on the railroad
Just to pass my time away.
Can't you hear the whistle blowing?
Rise up so early in the mom'
Can't you hear the captain shouting?
Dinah, blow your horn.
Dinah, won't you blow,
Dinah won't you blow
Dinah, won't you blow you horn
Dinah, won't you blow,
Dinah won't you blow
Dinah, won't you blow your horn?
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Someone's in the kitchen, I know
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah,
Strumming the old Banjo
And singing:
Fee, fi feedle -i- 0 Fee, fi feedle -i -{)
Fee, fi feeedle -i -0
Strumming the old banjo.

PMA OUR ALMA MATER FAREWELL


PMA OUR ALMA MATER FAREWELL

The time has come for us to leave thy lofty portals, PMA !
With heavy hearts and solemness we now must shed the gray
But with us we shall take the spirit that has shown us thy fine ways
To thee we'll always be endeared beloved PMA
And when the call of duty comes for us to prove you're right and strong
We'll never fail Thee, Alma Mater, we shall ever carry on
With bold imprints in history of sons you've left upon the throne
Of sacrifice and service to our precious native land
Oh, now we bid farewell to Thee the fearless guardian of our fate
We now must join the gallant band that gave Thee prestige rare
We stand before a rugged trail to clear up, pave and later mend
With strength derived from Thee, we'll be assured and confident
Courageously we stand for right whatever costly price we pay
With loyalty our country's freedom we'll forever perpetuate
Integrity will dwell with us we'll live by it down to the grave
That thy famed name Academy will stay forever great

PMA, Oh Hail To Thee

PMA, Oh Hail To Thee

(Alma Mater Song)
Music by: Quirico P Evangelista CL 1940
Lyrics by: Reynaldo A Mendoza CL 1940
Oh. Proud and bold you stand
Bright beacon of the land
Let loyal sons proclaim
Thy glorious name
Wherever we may be
O’er land or deep blue sea
We’ll raise a song for thee,
Academy oh hail to thee
At every end of day
We hope and fervent pray
The honor you instill
Doth guide our will
May thy sons ever be
Men of Integrity,
Courage and Loyalty
PMA oh hail to thee
When bells for us are rung
And our last taps is sung
Let generations see
Our country free
Oh lead to righteous way
Those solid ranks of gray
Thy virtues to display
Academy oh hail to thee

I'll Be Seeing You

I'll Be Seeing You

I'll be seeing you in all the old familiar places
That this heart of mine embraces all day through
In that small cafe, the park across the way
The children's carousel, the chestnut trees, the wishing well
I'll be seeing you in every lovely summer's day
In everything that's light and gay
I'll always think of you that way
I'll find you in the morning sun
And when the night is new
I'll be looking at the moon
But I'll be seeing you
I'll be seeing you in every lovely summer's day
In everything that's light and gay
I'll always think of you that way
I'll find you in the morning sun
And when the night is new
I'll be looking at the moon
But I'll be seeing you

PLEBE SONG

PLEBE SONG

As each Saturday adds to our past
Every month filled with mem'ries that last
We have left at the end of each day
Some weak habits of thoughts or of play
Insignificant in their esteem
'Till the day that it's still but a dream
The parades and inspections
And then the corrections
Are part of our glorious scheme
Knock! Knock!
Oh we'll do or die
Raise our knees waist high
For we've learned to do
Without asking why
Though we often doze
Change within us grows
And true manliness clearly shows Knock! Knock!

My Kaydet Girl

My Kaydet Girl

On her lips was a smile my Kaydet Girl
On her eyes are the stars above
For her face is a poem of beauty
Can you blame me sweet for falling in love?
Won’t you come near to me?
I’ll shower you
With a kiss
On each raven curl
Won’t you come into my arms?
Dance to our song
For I love you my Kaydet Girl

CORPS B-DAY SONG

CORPS B-DAY SONG

We will wake you up with songs this morning
Cause we know today's your day of days
And of course you're now a little older
Yet still you're too young to behold
So we lift and carry you with gladness
We'll enter a many million doors
Until all your valiant comrades shower
Their gifts to you in this good and fine mom'
Refrain:
See the colored forest by your doors' and hallways
See the finest wishes written on the wall
Hear the guitars and the songs of all your comrades
The grandest feast we'll know, maybe, tonight
May your wishes reach up and be granted
May the yearnings of your heart come true
And those distant love ones and beloved
Send thousands letters just for you
Even though today we have to reckon
The pains received we do return
But we all believe by now you won't mind
Because at heart, we know that you are kind
Refrain:
See the greenest forest, covered walks and by ways
See the coolest fountain guarded by the halls
Let the new day and the songs of all your comrades
Remain a vivid memory to last

"H" COMPANY HYMN

"H" COMPANY HYMN

From the solid ranks of men in gray stands a company
Of the men who hunt and blaze their way
Through the land and sea
It's the man of steel and courage stay
It's where the Hunters see
Through the challenge
Of each night and day
Whatever may be
It's the home of pride for those who dare fly
Those who search it is the Hawk Hunter's nest
Where we fight hell-deep and go heaven high
And triumph at our best
We're the members of Hawk Company
We are warriors bold and true
Only black and gold and victory
Nothing else will see us through

"G" COMPANY HYMN

"G" COMPANY HYMN

Hail the Gallants brave and strong
With all our hearts we pray
The noble aims of excellence
We'll try to let it fly so high
With all our trophies on our own
We raise our heads so proud
The championships our aims till end
We try to roll along
From city land to province land
To lofty mountain peaks
Our flag is carried flying high
In victory or defeat
And never have we fallen yet
Despite the foreman's might
We cheer our men until the end
We cheer them as they fight
Here's the mighty Gallants' marching song
We sing for victory
From boyhood days to manhood years
High shall our purpose be
Mighty Gallants as they say
For fame and glory too
We fight and win or fight and die
Mighty Gallants for God and you

"F" COMPANY HYMN

"F" COMPANY HYMN

Teammates, Teammates
Teammates, Oh teammates now
We won't lose the game today
Teammates, teammates
We won't lose the game today
Teammates, teammates
We won't lose the game today
Oh We will beat them anyway
Teammates, Oh teammates now
Look around (2X)
It's another Foxtrot happy hunting ground
We won't lose the game today
We will beat them anyway
Foxtrot, Oh Foxtrot now
Onward to the fields the Foxtrot will win
We will never give up nor retreat
We are here to defend the name of our team
With the courage to win in every game
Onward Foxtrot kill (2x)
We will never give up nor retreat
Onward, Onward let us go
Onward to the field let us go
Tra la la la we'll win this game (3X)
Tra la la la hey, hey, hey
Glory, glory, ale alleluia (3X)
The Foxtrot team our praise
Here we go on marching around
With the banners held up high
With the F-O-X and the T-R-O- T
We're the sons of Foxtrot company
We can sing and play for victory
With the yearlings, cows, plebes and firsties
And you'll always hear Hail Foxtrot company
We're the champions of the CCAFP
We can sing our songs for humanity
And our spirits are filled with yearnings
With the F-O-X and the T-R-O- T
We will rise among the best of victory
Hey, Foxtrot

"E" COMPANY HYMN

"E" COMPANY HYMN

The Echo Eagles
The Echo Eagles
We are the mighty
Echo Eagles
Filled with hope and filled with cheers
Filled with blood and sweat and tears
Merry men the Mighty Eagles
Merry men to victory
Marching onward to the battle
From the toughest sports of history

"D" COMPANY HYMN

"D" COMPANY HYMN

We are the Deltans,
Deltans we are
Where does the Honor lies
Ready to march on near or far
It's either do or die
We are the Bulldogs ready to go
Ready to show our might
So fight we are to let you know
We are here to teach you fight
Oh, Hail the mighty Deltans
We're all a hundred million strong
Our hearts are always with you
And eyes upon you every Delta man
Oh yes, we're here to cheer you
And put the old pep in each man
So fight, fight Deltans, fight, fight Delta
Fight to victory, HURRAY!
Chorus:
Be strong and be tough as we are
Be brave to discover how far
You'll go when the chips are all down
You'll know, how we wrestle the crown
Stand up, show your spirit is strong
March on to the beat of the song
Go forth, go all out for that gold
It's all we are destined to own
We'll take the heat and brave the storm
We will fight them all with our finest form
And even one by one we fall
Our flag will rise high above all
(Repeat Chorus)

"C" COMPANY HYMN

"C" COMPANY HYMN


Hail Oh, Hail Oh Charlie Wild Cats
To you our hearts will always be
Fearless we will fight and sing forever
We will be onward to victory.
We will fight (2x) for we all got the might
We will sing, we will cheer for our team
LOYALTY, INTEGRITY are our guides to victory
And we'll shout Hail to Charlie Company
The red Charlie Cats, colors red
Banners red we will hail
Fearless and true
We will fight, we will fight till the end
Oh Red Charlie Cats
We will fight for our own glory
Red Charlie Cats
We will fight till the fight is won, Hurray!

"B" COMPANY HYMN

"B" COMPANY HYMN

Bravo, Bravo Bulls are here
Charging our ways to victory
One by one we beat you through and all
The mighty bulls are here
The days for us have just begun
The greatest Bulls are on the go
No one, nothing can stop us
We're the solid Bravo Company
From the barracks to the battlefield
Raise a song for Bravo Bulls
Waving banners of gold and white
Waiting for our victory
We the Bulls will fight for our name
And forever lasting fame
We are here to win our games today
For beloved Bravo Bulls
From afar we came to rise
From the city or the farm
With every road we take
Or the path we have to make
Hope to join the ranks of gallant men
For we are the champion
The Corps is the champion, -CCAFP
For we are the champion
The Corps is the champion
We're proud to be the member of the Corps
We'll fight for glory
Onward to our victory
We'll raise the banner
We'll sing and cheer for our team
Bravo will go on
So humble and mighty we'll be
So come on and join the greatest
The mighty Bravo company
And when the enemies are on the run
And when the banner strikes the yellow sun
And when the enemies will come our way
The mighty Bulls will beat them all

"A" COMPANY HYMN

"A" COMPANY HYMN

Onward to the fields
The Alfans will win,
We will never give up nor retreat.
We are here to defend
The name of our team
With a great hope
To win in every game.
Onward Alfans brave (2x)
Beat the others and put them below.
Onward, Onward let us go,
Onward Alfans brave let us go!
La, la, la, la (4x)
Hey, Hey!

WHY VERY SLOW IN ANSWERING?

WHY VERY SLOW IN ANSWERING?

  Sir, the vibration of the sound waves coming from the yell of the Immaculate, characterized by extraordinary rapidity, echo for sometime in the auditory apparatus of Dumbguard _______ that the anvil and the matter are placed out of equilibrium. The receptor nerve, in carrying the impulses of very high intensity by way of the sympathetic trunk, has to resort to the application of
Cannon's Emergency Theory which proves to be insufficient. Thus, the result is a reflex act which puzzles the more or less brain-washed, Mathematics-exhausted and Chemistry-saturated mind of the ever-confused, full- packed lover, the plebe. Hence, his cerebrum does not know the proper reaction, his boodle-hungry mouth cannot open for a response. Neither can his facial expression manifest any relevant reply to the questions pondered upon him. In plain and simple language, may Dumpguard ask
for clarification, Sir!

WHY THE SICK CALL?

WHY THE SICK CALL?


    Sir, the sickcall? It originated from the seemingly insignificant ache from the malingerer's body which theoretically increases proportionally to the drills, parades, and inspections. This is a product of a shabby mental attitude of those who raised to the 9th degree power their argwnent, real or imagination. In short and simple language, sickcall identifies those who should be returned to their mothers, Sir!

WHY ON DOUBLE TIME?

WHY ON DOUBLE TIME?

   Sir, the answer is very simple. The forces coming from the itinerate glances of the lmmaculates are so powerful that the circulation of the corpuscles of the plebes upon which the stare is applied is integrated. This results in the gyrostatic effect on the paradoxical interior of the legs, thus, double-timing ensues. This develops an invulnerable machine in the body of the degraded mammal due to the action of rectilinear eyes.

WHY FACE ABOUT?

WHY FACE ABOUT?

 Sir, if these eyes of protozones of the chordate flash upon the immaculate body of the upperclassman, a quick action penetrates from the rectus, oblique to the eye convoluted organ of the lowest order of the animal kingdom. The headquarters of the vertebrate bacterium through the defunct chorda centralia and with a peristalic movement brings about a contortion of the facial muscles and breaks the axial bones to make a perfect perpendicular to the dentaris. A series of current moves down the humerous, causing a commotion in the gastro-cenemius and peronious constituents which brings about face, Sir!

WHY CHIN IN, MISTER?

WHY CHIN IN, MISTER?


   Sir, the micro-organic elements of my constitution, activated by the remarkable barometric depression and unaccountable decrease in temperature, caused a tremendous muscular contraction below my barren head. The fluffy tendons and highly-elastic ligaments coordinate their forces with terrific pull of the tensive muscles, thereby promoting accelerated cantilever action against the square jaw. The helpless, easy-going, hairy chin, unable to counteract irresistible pressure, submissively gives way and seeks its concealment in the upper hollow portion of my stiff neck to be forever invisible from the naked human eyes.

WHAT TIME IS IT?

WHAT TIME IS IT?

    Sir, I am deeply embarrassed and greatly humiliated that due to unforeseen circumstances over which I have no control, the inner workings and hidden mechanism of my chronometer are such in accord with the great sidereal movement over which time is commonly reckoned, that I cannot with any degree of accuracy state the exact time, Sir; but, without fear of being very far off, I will state that it is so many minutes, so many seconds and so many ticks after the X th .

WHAT IS A WIFE?

WHAT IS A WIFE?


     Immediately past the innocence of childhood and the freedom of bachelorhood comes that incredible creature known as a wife. Wives come in assorted colors that vary from day to day-platinum blonde, ash blonde, redhead, brunette, hyena, auburn and camel brown. According to a recent survey, by the way, more doctors are switching to camel-haired women than ever before. All wives have one creed in common, to spend every nickel of every dime of every dollar of every pay check before you get it. In this respect, they are very much like the government. Wives are found everywhere -in reducing saloons, bridge parties, 5th Avenue beauty parlors, bargain basements, in your chair, on your lap, in mud packs, maternity rooms and ... going through your pockets. Mothers love them, mothers-in-law tolerate them, spinsters envy them, and husbands fear them. A wife is a purity with cold cream on her face, dignity with a dish rug in her hands, beauty with curlers on her hair, and wisdom with a unbalanced checkbook. No matter how busy you are, your wife keeps you on the phone till she gets her new dress she saw downtown. But when you try to show her off, she hasn't got a thing to wear. A wife is a composite of many things - the curiosity of an income tax collector, the suspicion of a detective, the imagination of a psycho-analyst, and the temper of a marine first-sergeant. She likes charged accounts, babies, soap bubbles, chits and all kinds of presents, gossip, a 21-inch waistline, mink coats, sleeping late, eating out and. .other men. She hates corsets, ironing, being over thirty, husbands who use quest towels, budgets cigars, her husband's secretary and... other women. Nobody could get so happy on one glass of champagne, or be so late to many appointments. Nobody could spend so much time in front of the mirror plucking, vibrating, combing, brushing, polishing, rubbing off, touching up and still come out looking very much like the same. In short and simple language, a wife is heaven and hell altogether, Sir!

WHAT IS A KISS?

WHAT IS A KISS? 


Sir, a kiss!
When all is said, "What is a kiss?
An oath of allegiance taken at close proximity,
a promise more precise,
a seal upon a confession,
a rose-red dot upon the letter "I" in loving,
an instant of eternity murmuring like a bee,
a balmy communion with the flavor of the flowers,
a secret which elects the mouth for the ears,
a fashion of inhaling each other's heart
and tasting the brink of each other's lips,
each other's soul.
This, Sir, is a kiss.

WHAT IS A ROSE?

WHAT IS A ROSE?

    Legend has it that a rose has a thorn on the same moment as Venus, the goddess, the sea, the jealous earth brought fast our fairest creation. Look at Boticelli's "Birth of Venus" see the rose all around. So a rose is romance, rearrange the letter and it spells EROS, God of love. 

MILITARY ART

MILITARY ART


     To three cups of intellect and two cups of character, add four teaspoons of physical build-up, and two teaspoons of leadership training. Sift together thoroughly, then stir in an equal amount of passion and energy. Add three teaspoons of courage. Season to taste with study of tactics and strategy, then fold in generous amount of planning. Make arrangement with major cooks and reconnoiter the terrain for electric appliances and push-button devices. Complete plans by placing in a pan of dispute well greased with security. Sprinkle with the seriousness of the Principles of War. Allow to set in an atmosphere of panther-like readiness. Bake in an oven of decision. When well done, issue orders and supervise, removing and tapping with thick spreads of actions and pursuits. Serve our country in a bowl of victory garnished with smiles.

HOW’S YOUR FEMME?

HOW’S YOUR FEMME?

    Sir, my femme, she is the living incarnate of all that is beautiful, in the facial contortions of a nagging housewife, in the flowing crystalline teardrop of a jilted sweetheart, in the libertine smile of a long-faced schoolgirl, in the fussy whims of a spinter, in the mystic reserve of a nightclub entertainer, and in the descriptive countenance of an empotheric clown. She walks with the breeze of a summer breeze; her beauty smacks of the illusive fragrance of the roses at dawn. Her hair is as dark as ebony, long and silken and shines with the gloss and luster of a fading gossamer. In short and simple language, she is too beautiful for words, Sir!

HOW’S YOUR COMBAT BOOT?

HOW’S YOUR COMBAT BOOT?

    Sir, my combat boots, from the thickest skin of an animal processed by tanning chemicals and great machineries of Joenacs painted black and rich indigo, immersed and the L-shaped footwear commonly called the combat shoes transported as far as Manila to the hills of Baguio to be worn on the rugged mountains of Taklang Damulag. My combat boots is softened by the daily use of the relaxing plebes. My combat boots would carry on the thrills

HOW’S THE YEARLING?

HOW’S THE YEARLING?

   Sir, from the simple handshake of recognition to the rotting days of academics, the yearling is still at a loss under the scrutinizing eyes of the firstclassmen, the witty jokes of the secondclassmen and the extreme laxities of the fourthclassmen. The yearling given only a few months of rapid growth will develop into a young cow, Sir!

HOW’S THE FIRSTIE?

HOW’S THE FIRSTIE?

   Sir, the firstie, he is wondering about the intricate remedies of Law, the solution of debts and credits in Economics, bewildered by the unorthodox strategies of Tactics and Military History , falling with his structures and design, blown-up by the ultra-modern weapon of Ordnance, and confused by the government set-up of Political Science. In short and simple language, the firstie says, “I’m leaving on a jet plane, Sir.”

HOW’S THE COW?

HOW’S THE COW?

    Sir, the cow, he is acted upon by the unbalanced forces of Mechanics, stranded in the superheated region of Thermodynamics, electrocuted in Electrical Engineering, brain-washed and cross-eyed in History, sorefooted in Tactics, and running short in letters. In short and simple language, the cow is rotting, Sir!

HOW MANY DAYS?

HOW MANY DAYS?

    Sir, there are_____days, ______hours, _____minutes, ______seconds, and ___ticks and a but till__________ Oh, Noble Cataline, may the great God in Heaven speed them more quickly by the great God Jupiter and may the coming days be more joyous, but not for me, Sir! May your classes be no soirees, and your sorrows negligible, and on your leave, may there be some
beautiful femmes, sandwiches, lots of scags, full moons, and plenty of coca-cola; hot darn; but not for me, Sir!

HOW LONG IS ETERNITY?

HOW LONG IS ETERNITY?

    Sir, if it takes a bird from outer space travelling at the speed of a turtle that is taking his time and picks a grain of sand from the earth and brings it back to the place where it came from and deposits it there and does the process once in every million years and after picking and depositing all the minute grains of sands on the earth on the bank of galaxies of heaven and brings them back to their proper places, this is just the beginning of eternity, Sir.

HOW IS LIFE?

HOW IS LIFE?


     Sir, life is as monotonous as the curvilinear concubitant wave of the peristaltic motion of a dilated cell. It is as tense as the state existing among the molecules of a highly compressed gas. As barren as the deserts of Africa where plants never grow. As gloomy as the thoughts of a thousand eunuchs on the death of Cleopatra. As hopeless as the crew of Christopher Columbus panic-stricken in the sea of darkness. As discouraging as the graceful shape of the adiabatic curve. As smooth as the sine curve, endless as the parabola, stubborn as the catenary, and meaningless as an imaginary function. Its memory brings an extraordinary sensation which tickles the convolutions of the brain and the cells of the spinal cord. In plain and simple language, life is a conglomeration of things too serious for a fool to appreciate, Sir.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

       Sir, my cranium consisting of Vermont marble, volcanic lava and African ivory, covered with a thick layer of case-hardened steel, forms an impenetrable barrier to all that seeks to impress itself upon the ashen tissues of my brain. Hence, the effulgent and obstentatiously effervescent phrase just now directed and reiterated for my comprehension have failed to penetrate the coniferous forest of my atrocious intelligence. In other words, I am very dumb and I do not understand, Sir!

DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?

DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?

    Sir, that question has been languishing in my heart, devoured my self totally and fatally polluted my mind. I became your untaxable property and that surging question could be the cause of evils that might beseech our family, sparkle will lose to a demon like you, whom I would like to ram from head flow to throat asking question with a ten- peso balance in your checking account we might be on the same boat, Sir. So may I ask the same question, "Do you have a sister or a daughter, Sir?

DESIDERATA

DESIDERATA

Go placidly amidst the noise and haste
And remember what peace there may be in silence
As far as possible, without surrender
Be in good terms with all persons
Speak your truth quietly and clearly,
And listen to others, even the dull and ignorant
They, too, have their story;
Avoid loud and aggressive persons;
They are vexation to the spirit.
If you compare yourself to others
You may become vain and bitter
For always, there will be greater and
Lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your career
However humble, it is a real possession of the
changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution on your business affairs,
For the world is full of treachery
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is.
Many persons strive for high ideals.
And everywhere, life is full of heroism
Be yourself
Especially do not feign affection;
Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all
Aridity and disenchantment, it is a perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the counsel of the years,
Gracefully surrendering the things of youth
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortunes,
But do not distress yourself with imaginings
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself
You are the child of the universe
No less than the trees and the stars
You have the right to be here
And whether or not it is clear to you
No doubt the universe in unfolding as it should
Therefore be at peace with God.
Whatever you conceive Him to be.
And whatever your labors and aspirations,
In the noisy confusion of life, keep peace with your soul
With all its shame and drudgery and broken dreams
It is still a beautiful world
Be careful. Strive to be happy.

DEFINITION OF LEATHER

DEFINITION OF LEATHER

     Sir, if the fresh skin of an animal, cleaned and divested of all hair, fat, and other extraneous matter, be immersed in a dilute solution of tannic acid, a chemical combination ensues, the gelatinous tissue of the skin is converted into a non-putrescible substance, impervious to and insoluble in water. This, Sir, is a leather.

CADET'S LINGO

 
 
PHILIPPINE MILITARY ACADEMY
(CADET'S LINGO)
  1. Antics - Peculiarities.
  2. Area Bird - A cadet who serves punishment by walking hours on the ground. A cadet who perennially serves such punishments.
  3. Arena - The area where punishment tours are served.
  4. Aso - A cadet who violated the honor code. A cadet who is ostracized by the Cadet Corps for such violation.
  5. A.M.O. - Assistant Mess Officer.
  6. Balisong - A native of Batangas (Archaic).
  7. Barrister - A cadet taking finals in law (Archaic).
  8. Baron - The Cadet First Captain.
  9. B.B. - Bulletin Board.
  10. Bell Buttons - The buttons on the cadet full dress uniform.
  11. Benguet Lily - A beautiful girl. Baguio Lass.
  12. Baguio Beans - A native of Baguio City, usually a cadet.
  13. Black Paint - Shoe polish.
  14. Bok - Informal name for a classmate.
  15. Booga-Booga - A woman.
  16. Boomboom - Expression for serving punishment, touring.
  17. Boloman - One who is unqualified in marksmanship training. One who is unqualified in bayonet course (Archaic).
  18. Boodle - Food.
  19. Boodlefight - A Corps tradition where food is served free for all.
  20. Boom - Something offensive (Archaic).
  21. Bow-Wow - The Regimental Adjutant. So said because of the bark-like commands he issues during parades.
  22. Brace-Up - To assume a position of rigid attention.
  23. Bricks - Bread served in the mess hall (Archaic).
  24. Broadcast - Orders published in the mess hall (Archaic).
  25. Bronco - Orders published in the mess hall.
  26. BTB - Acronym for "Back to Barracks."
  27. Buaya - A native of Cagayan.
  28. Buga - Exhale, exerting best efforts.
  29. Bugle - To avoid reciting by standing before the board until the end of classes (Archaic).
  30. Bull - A First Class Cadet.
  31. Bull Ring - The graduation ring.
  32. Busted Aristocrat - A cadet officeer who has been demoted., Also B.A.
  33. Butter Balls - Bell buttons (Archaic).
  34. By Golo - "By Golly!"
  35. Call To Quarters - Study period. A time when cadets are forbidden from going to other rooms.
  36. Carabao - One who does not dance (Archaic).
  37. Cavalier - A bow-legged individual (Archaic). The formal address used among alumni. A greeting used by an upperclassman to a member of a lower class after the latter has had at least 20 hours of walking the area of fatigue punishment.
  38. Cit - A civilian (Archaic).
  39. Cits - Civilian clothing (Archaic).
  40. Clippers - Post Barber (Archaic).
  41. Close Call - Call to quarters.
  42. Cochero - The section goat (Archaic).
  43. Com - The Commandant of Cadets.
  44. Comics - The Officer-in-Charge (O.C.). An inspecting officer.
  45. Coolments - "Cool" veneer.
  46. Cools - Members of Foxtrot company.
  47. Cow - A Secondclassman or Second Class Cadet.
  48. Cowboy - A cadet taking equitation (Archaic).
  49. Cuspidor - Field helmet (Archaic).
  50. D.B. - Daily Bulletin.
  51. Dead End - The Tactical Department (Archaic).
  52. Dead Meat - Slow moving, sluggish cadet.
  53. Dit-Dit - Machine gun course (Archaic).
  54. D.P. - Dining Privilege.
  55. D.R. - Delinquency Report.
  56. Drag - A cadet's date in a hop or dance.
  57. Dragon - The male partnher of a femal cadet.
  58. Draw Cards - Command given by the instructor for the cadets to get the test papers for an exam or quiz.
  59. Ducrot - A plebe.
  60. Dumbguard - A plebe.
  61. Dugumon - Non-standard whachamacalit?
  62. Dugunit - Variant of dugumon.
  63. Dumbflicket - A plebe.
  64. Dumbjohn - A plebe
  65. Everlasting - A faithful one and only (Archaic).
  66. F.B.I. - Full blooded Ilocano. Full-blooded Igorot.
  67. Fatigue Duty - When one is entertaining an unexpected visitor, usually the visit is not looked forward to.
  68. Feather Duster - Plume used by cadet officers (Archaic).
  69. Femme - A cadet sweetheart.
  70. Finalist - A cadet taking final exams.
  71. Firstclassman - A senior cadet.
  72. Fooling - Malingering; something executed improperly.
  73. Fried Egg - The Academy insignia.
  74. Fourthclassman - A freshman cadet. The formal address of plebes to each other.
  75. Garricks - Rare. Members of the Dialectic Society.
  76. G-Men - Members of the guard detail (Archaic).
  77. Goat - Least ranking cadet in the class order of merit.
  78. G-String - Sash of cadet officers.
  79. Grass - Vegetables served in the mess hall (Archaic).
  80. Graydet - A cadet.
  81. Gray Line - The alumni body of PMA.
  82. Grease - Butter (Archaic).
  83. Hell Cats - Members of the Bugle Corps (Archaic).
  84. Hop - A cadet dance.
  85. Horsey-Horsey - Equitation Class.
  86. Hurricane - Water in the mess hall.
  87. Idlers - Cadet in sick confinement (Archaic).
  88. Immaculate - Upperclassmen.
  89. In The Red - In debt.
  90. John Doe - Instructor in Law.
  91. Junk Yard - Trunkroom.
  92. Katay/Timbog - Failing a subject; getting caught for a grave offense.
  93. Kaydet - Cadet.
  94. Kaydet Girl - A cadet's girl. A Corps sweetheart, especially one featured in the Corps magazine.
  95. Kevinism - Showing affection to another cadet of the oppossite sex.
  96. Kupal - A word describing a person who has bad manners and conduct.
  97. Leather - Rare - Beef steak.
  98. Life Savers - Rare - suspenders.
  99. Lighter - Toothpaste.
  100. Loony Hall - Luna Hall in Teacher's Camp (Obsolete).
  101. Lothar - A big, husky plebe (Obsolete).
  102. Magan - Very strict, hard-headed.
  103. Mandaragat - Navyman.
  104. Mato - Stupid (Bastardized from English "mutt".
  105. Mistah - A classmate. The formal, intimate address used by classmates.
  106. Moocher - A cadet who goes to a hop without a partner; a ballroom freelancer.
  107. Nappy - Rare-Sleepy head.
  108. Number One - Standing operating procedure (SOP) or actions done by a cadet, usually a fourthclass cadet as dictated by an upperclassman.
  109. O.A.M. - One among many (Archaic).
  110. O.A.O. - One and only; a femme.
  111. O.C. - Officer-in-Charge.
  112. O.D. - Officer of the Day.
  113. O.G. - Officer of the Guard.
  114. On The Blue - Out of debt.
  115. Ostracize - To banish from the group; shun. To avoid communicating in any manner to another cadet, especially to one who violated the honor code.
  116. Otacs - Tactical officer.
  117. Paka-Ang-Kang - Awkward and clumsy.
  118. Paradise Lost - An ex-femme (Archaic).
  119. Parasite - A cadet who goes to hops without a drag.
  120. Parralax - One who cannot see things straight (Archaic).
  121. Peemayer - Alumnus.
  122. Pilgrims - Girls who visit cadets regularly.
  123. Plebe - Freshman; a Fourthclass Cadet.
  124. Plebe Knowledge - A collective body of poems, rhymes, and verses a plebe must memorize verbatim. One such knowledge.
  125. Poop Sheet - Instruction pamphlet or sheet.
  126. Pussycat - Suave, sluggish, lazy individual (Archaic).
  127. Rally - Cram.
  128. Rammer - Pompom for the Shako.
  129. Recognize - TTo place a Fourthclassman on upperclassman status.
  130. Riviera - Post Hospital (Archaic).
  131. R.H.I.P. - Rank Has Its Privileges.
  132. Rooted - To remain at the blackboard until the end of the period without solving the problems.
  133. Rot - To received a failing grade in a recitation; not to progress in any activity.
  134. Rottment - In the state of being difficult, a tiring activity.
  135. Rumba Negra - Marching out of steps.
  136. Seatwork - Quiz, exam, the questions in such an exam.
  137. Secondclassman - A junior; a cadet on his third year at the Academy.
  138. Se Me Requierre - Spanish mestizo or mestiza (Archaic).
  139. Shaku - "Shabby-Kupal," the mixed character of a cadet who is always asking for unnatural favors and unusually strict.
  140. Shoot - Speak out.
  141. Shylock - A thrifty fellow; the treasurer.
  142. S.I. - Saturday Inspection.
  143. Side Shot - Academic Building (Archaic).
  144. Sincerely - Too much.
  145. Skag - Cigarette.
  146. Skin - Look for offense; said of officer performing an inspection.
  147. Slaughterhouse - Academic Building (Archaic).
  148. Slug - A special punishment from Tactics Group.
  149. Sluggable - A grave offense. Vulgar. An ugly woman.
  150. Star - A star worn at the collar of a cadet's dress uniform in recognition of his excellence in academics.
  151. Starman - A distinguished cadet. A cadet whose general weighted average for the whole year is not lower than 90%.
  152. S.T.O. - Senior Tactical Officer.
  153. Supe - Superintendent of the Philippine Military Academy.
  154. Tac-O - Tactical Officer.
  155. Taps - A bugle call sounded at night as an order for lights to be out and cadets to sleep, also sounded at funerals and memorial services.
  156. Tedaks - A cadet.
  157. Thirdclassman - A sophomore; a cadet on his second year at the Academy.
  158. T.P. - Toilet paper; Tissue paper.
  159. Unit Exam - A long exam, the weighted grade average of which is equal to two seatworks.
  160. Vault File - A compilation of an exam in a certain subject. Vulgar - A femme who passed on from one class to another.
  161. Verify - Look, see.
  162. Visit - To go to another room. The act of violating study period or call to quarters by going to another room.
  163. Wagam - Same as "Wapang!"
  164. Wapang - An exclamatory expression for "Patay!"
  165. Warrior - A cadet taking final exams.
  166. Wife - A bunkmate; the other occupant of an army bunk. The rifle issued to a cadet.
  167. Yearling - A sophomore, a thirdclassman.