MILITARY ART

     To three cups of intellect and two cups of character, add four teaspoons of physical build-up, and two teaspoons of leadership training. Sift together thoroughly, then stir in an equal amount of passion and energy. Add three teaspoons of courage. Season to taste with study of tactics and strategy, then fold in generous amount of planning. Make arrangement with major cooks and reconnoiter the terrain for electric appliances and push-button devices. Complete plans by placing in a pan of dispute well greased with security. Sprinkle with the seriousness of the Principles of War. Allow to set in an atmosphere of panther-like readiness. Bake in an oven of decision. When well done, issue orders and supervise, removing and tapping with thick spreads of actions and pursuits. Serve our country in a bowl of victory garnished with smiles.